The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.