The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.