The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.