The Phantom Flag Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.