The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.