The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.