The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Taylor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.