The Snap Count Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Taylor is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
92%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.