The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.