The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.