The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.