The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.