The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Brandon Aubrey
- Fernando Mendoza
- Cameron Dicker
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
- Evan McPherson
FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.