The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gay drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.