The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gay drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.