The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.