The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gay's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.