The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.