The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.