The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.