The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gay gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.