The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.