The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.