The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gay's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.