The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.