The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.