The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gay's stadium. Only over Gay.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.