The Wide Left Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gay's stadium. Only over Gay.
92%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.