The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gay's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.