The Wind Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Gay finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.