The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.