The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.