The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.