The Wide Left Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.