The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.