The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.