The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.