The Phantom Flag Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.