The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.