The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.