The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gay's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.