The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.