The Phantom Flag Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.