The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Klare gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klare drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.