The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klare has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klare's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.