The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klare's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.