The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Klare will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klare's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.