The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klare's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.