The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klare will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.