The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
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“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Klare will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klare drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.